It's been a while eh? However, there's a pressing concern growing in one of the rapid growth of the Underground Mafia Army (UMA), a group of which uses a military ranking system bent on ruining the fun of innocent children through the means of swearing, snowball disruption, and plain annoyance. The game is Club Penguin, and we need you to join the United Army of Club Penguin (UACP), for it is the only thing standing between the UMA and Club Penguin.

Rally under our flag! Defend Club Penguin's users, and join us by visiting www.armyofcp.wetpaint.com! We shall meet on the battlefield!